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World Bracing For Seismic Shift in the Direction of Hip-Hop as Snoop Dogg Hears “Up There Cazaly” For The First Time
“This cracker’s gonna change the game.” said one Online Hip-Hop Forum User.
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MCG Grand Final Turf To Get Final Tick of Approval From World-Renowned Grass Consultant
“He says he’s the best in the bizzle”, said AFL CEO Andrew Dillon.
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Zak Brown Caught By Wife Sticky-taping Lando Norris’s Face Onto Wedding Photos
“Again? Seriously Zak, it’s not healthy”, she said.
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Owner of New Veneers Learns the Hard Way To Never Go As White As The Dentist Recommends
“9 out of 10 dentists are taking the absolute piss honestly”, Craig complained.
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Horace-copes
A look into the future via Horace's unmatched belief in his own intuitive capabilities.
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Old School Grandpa Seen Crying For The First Time Ever Thanks To Bluey Episode About Cricket
"Now that's what cricket’s about”, he muttered through tears.
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Self-Partnered Woman Struggling to Keep Up With Partner’s Libido
"I am red raw." she said.
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Relentless Arm Grazes from Barber’s Flaccid Cock Savvily Rebranded as Complementary Massage
“It’s just like Reiki, only it’s delivered by my supple hog”, he said.
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Report: Smack-Free Households Produce The Most Smack-able Kids
Well overdue a walloping.
2 min read
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