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Magical Squeeze of Lime Transforms White Person’s Homemade Tacos Into Authentic Mexican Cuisine
“Minced beef, mild salsa, cheese, sour cream and a squeeze of lime just like they do in ME-HI-CO”, said local food enthusiast, Ben Lollar.
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Woman On Date Suffers The Worst Known Case of “The Ick” As Adult Man Orders “Pascetti”
“I almost spewed out my uterus”, said Heather, 28.
2 min read
Visibility For Snoop Dogg’s Grand Final Performance Impacted by Very Localised “Weather Event”
"It was crook as", Jane Bunn, 'Queen of Meteorology'.
2 min read
Horace’s Haikus
Editor's Note: Not Horace's strongest work but he's grieving the loss of his pet crab Clacker.
1 min read
World Bracing For Seismic Shift in the Direction of Hip-Hop as Snoop Dogg Hears “Up There Cazaly” For The First Time
“This cracker’s gonna change the game.” said one Online Hip-Hop Forum User.
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MCG Grand Final Turf To Get Final Tick of Approval From World-Renowned Grass Consultant
“He says he’s the best in the bizzle”, said AFL CEO Andrew Dillon.
2 min read
Zak Brown Caught By Wife Sticky-taping Lando Norris’s Face Onto Wedding Photos
“Again? Seriously Zak, it’s not healthy”, she said.
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Owner of New Veneers Learns the Hard Way To Never Go As White As The Dentist Recommends
“9 out of 10 dentists are taking the absolute piss honestly”, Craig complained.
2 min read
Horace-copes
A look into the future via Horace's unmatched belief in his own intuitive capabilities.
3 min read
Old School Grandpa Seen Crying For The First Time Ever Thanks To Bluey Episode About Cricket
"Now that's what cricket’s about”, he muttered through tears.
2 min read
Self-Partnered Woman Struggling to Keep Up With Partner’s Libido
"I am red raw." she said.
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Relentless Arm Grazes from Barber’s Flaccid Cock Savvily Rebranded as Complementary Massage
“It’s just like Reiki, only it’s delivered by my supple hog”, he said.
2 min read
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