Horace’s Haikus

Disclaimer from the Editor: This is not Horace’s strongest work but we’re trying to show support while he grieves the loss of his pet crab Clacker who broke free and frisbeed itself into the ocean earlier this week.

BEANS

Beans yeah yum yum yum

Warm em up and knock em back

Love me some beans yeah

Editor: I thought it would be more about the crab, honestly.

BIRD

Hey there little bird

Squawkin and hoverin ‘round

My beans not for you

Editor: Beans again? Ok just keep in mind everyone grieves differently.

STARS

I’m seeing stars glow

In my mind coz it’s bright out

Can’t wait ‘til night time

Editor: Quit while we’re ahead I reckon. Stars look better at night hey Horace. Heady stuff.

RIP Clacker. A crab that lived more life than most other crabs, I’m guessing. A crab that left its mark on Horace’s heart and his left eye that fateful day it went absolutely berserk and lashed out. A crab that may still be alive and thriving back in its natural habitat, to be fair. You will be missed (by Horace).