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The Foghorn = Satire
This publication and its authors are entirely fictitious and nothing it publishes should be accepted as fact.
Except for the following...
THE FOGHORN'S DEFINITIVE TOP 3 RANKING OF ARNOTT'S BISCUITS BY CATEGORY
NON-CHOCOLATE BISCUITS:
3rd
SCOTCH FINGER
2nd
KINGSTON
1st
MONTE CARLO
CHOCOLATE BISCUITS:
3rd
CHOCOLATE SCOTCH FINGER
2nd
MINT SLICE
1st
TIM TAM
IF YOU, THE PERSON READING THE DISCLAIMER PAGE OF A WEBSITE, DISAGREE, THEN YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS GARBAGE
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