Self-Partnered Woman Struggling to Keep Up With Partner’s Libido

“I am red raw.” she said          

Speaking under the assurance of anonymity, The Foghorn's own Ruth Hoover, 33, has raised a major problem with self-partnership that no one talks about; satisfying her partner’s relentless sexual needs.

Entering the self-partnership 2 years ago, Ruth was hopeful and energetic as her new romance blossomed, “We clicked immediately, both emotionally and physically. It just felt right”, but now that the honeymoon phase is well and truly over, she has realised she is basically a servant to her partners’ every urge and desire.

“It’s exhausting,” Ruth explained, “They get horny at the drop of a hat and I’m expected to sort it out ASAP. Rogue water trickles in the shower, BAM! Friction from running shorts, BAM! Hearing Rafael Nadal’s name on the radio, BAM! At the moment it’s at least once a day but if we’re off work it can blow out to three or four times.”

Servicing such high demand has taken a physical toll on Ruth who is “red raw” and describes her hands as “calloused as fuck” and looking like she’s “been holding a jackhammer for 6 months straight”.

Their insatiable libido is not only affecting Ruth’s health, it’s become financially damaging. In what she has described as the “Unseen Cost of Living Crisis for the Single and Self-Partnered”, Ruth laments, “It’s not just mortgage payments, the cost of sex toys and batteries is fucking crippling.” “We’re absolutely chewing through batteries and they aren’t cheap! We should’ve bought rechargeable ones because on annual leave I reckon we drained 12 AAA’s.” Reflecting on their investment in sexual accoutrements, if you will, Ruth added, “Using them flat chat wears the toys out faster too and drops their resale value, so we’re bleeding chips every hand.” “Could be worse though,” she conceded, “I’d be hard-pressed to find another partner who knows exactly what I like and makes me orgasm every time.”

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DRAVEN HONK - Editor