Zak Brown Caught By Wife Sticky-taping Lando Norris’s Face Onto Wedding Photos

“Again? Seriously Zak, it’s not healthy”, she said.

McLaren F1 CEO Zak Brown is back in the spotlight this week after being caught by his wife sticky-taping cut-outs of Lando Norris’s face onto their wedding photos, and apparently this is not the first time.

“Yeah this has become something of a habit the last few years unfortunately”, she said, “it used to really piss me off but I’ve accepted that he’s not going to change, especially when Lando’s on the ropes in the championship fight.”

Defending the behaviour, Zak explained, “Being a CEO in Formula 1 is incredibly stressful. So when I finally get private time for ME, there is NOTHING WRONG with doing what I LIKE TO DO!” “It’s not like I’ve gone and got a Lando tattoo!”, he said, pausing and then clarifying, “Aside from the one I got when he won his first Grand Prix in Miami last year, but that’s different.”

Talking around the issue in a relatively hushed and sympathetic tone, his wife described at least four other times she’s found family photos with Lando’s face crudely taped on. “The first time was about 3 years ago where he’d actually covered our boys’ faces so we did have a sit down chat and that behaviour stopped for a few years but these last 6 months its ramped up a bit.”, she divulged, “I think this is what he meant when he said it was the start of the ‘Lando Norris Era’.”   

“Honestly, it doesn’t really phase me anymore and if it keeps him out of my hair for a bit then he can fill his boots.” Asked whether Zak had ever done anything similar with photos of Oscar Piastri, she replied, “Who’s that?”

More to come.

JED LAFLEUR - Sports