

Bride-To-Be Upstaged At Rehearsal Dinner As “That Bridesmaid” Orders Fajitas
“Always have to be the centre of attention, don’t ya bitch.”


AFP Audit Finds That Most Outlaw Bikie Gangs Are Exclusively Undercover Cops
“Yeah that’s our bad, soz about that”, said AFP Spokesperson, Tazen Cuff.


Newest Ginger Beer Just A Giant Angry Ginger Root That Jumps Out Of The Can And Slaps You Unconscious
“Ahhhh… now that’s good ginger beer”, said self proclaimed “Ginger-nut” Mike Zingini.


Visibility For Snoop Dogg’s Grand Final Performance Impacted by Very Localised “Weather Event”
"It was crook as", Jane Bunn, 'Queen of Meteorology'.


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