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Man Denied ‘Working With Children Check’ On The Basis Of Transition Lenses
“Just because 92% of paedos wear transition lenses it doesn’t mean 100% of transition lens wearers are paedos.” - Jimmy Rockspider (pseudonym)
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Career Counsellor Never Seems To Recommend Pursuing Career Counselling
“I know it looks like I have it all, but my life is dogshit”, said Career Counseller, Bob Carney.
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Rich Geriatrics Buying Electric Cars Can’t Control Their Own Sphincters Let Alone A Car Capable Of 0-100kmh in 3 Seconds Flat
“An ageing population is scary enough, but an ageing population driving high torque electric cars is an absolute nightmare.”
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Too Many Familiar Faces At Adelaide Orgy To Really Go For It
“It really is like a big country town”, said new Norwood resident Tameika Schenn.
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Promising New Form of Shock Therapy Just Abrupt Exposure To Doctor’s Bare-Naked Knees
"There are just some knees you should never see."
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A Win For Freaks Everywhere As The Tawny Frogmouth Crowned 2025 ‘Bird Of The Year’
“If this uggo can win Bird Of The Year, there’s hope for all of us.”
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Bride-To-Be Upstaged At Rehearsal Dinner As “That Bridesmaid” Orders Fajitas
“Always have to be the centre of attention, don’t ya bitch.”
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Magical Squeeze of Lime Transforms White Person’s Homemade Tacos Into Authentic Mexican Cuisine
“Minced beef, mild salsa, cheese, sour cream and a squeeze of lime just like they do in ME-HI-CO”, said local food enthusiast, Ben Lollar.
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Woman On Date Suffers The Worst Known Case of “The Ick” As Adult Man Orders “Pascetti”
“I almost spewed out my uterus”, said Heather, 28.
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Owner of New Veneers Learns the Hard Way To Never Go As White As The Dentist Recommends
“9 out of 10 dentists are taking the absolute piss honestly”, Craig complained.
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Self-Partnered Woman Struggling to Keep Up With Partner’s Libido
"I am red raw." she said.
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