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Survey Finds 100% Correlation Between Making Chatterboxes At School And Becoming A ‘Girlboss’
“No one’s surprised”, said Paediatric Business Psychologist, Jill Fantano.
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Promising New Form of Shock Therapy Just Abrupt Exposure To Doctor’s Bare-Naked Knees
"There are just some knees you should never see."
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A Win For Freaks Everywhere As The Tawny Frogmouth Crowned 2025 ‘Bird Of The Year’
“If this uggo can win Bird Of The Year, there’s hope for all of us.”
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Newest Ginger Beer Just A Giant Angry Ginger Root That Jumps Out Of The Can And Slaps You Unconscious
“Ahhhh… now that’s good ginger beer”, said self proclaimed “Ginger-nut” Mike Zingini.
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MCG Grand Final Turf To Get Final Tick of Approval From World-Renowned Grass Consultant
“He says he’s the best in the bizzle”, said AFL CEO Andrew Dillon.
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Owner of New Veneers Learns the Hard Way To Never Go As White As The Dentist Recommends
“9 out of 10 dentists are taking the absolute piss honestly”, Craig complained.
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Report: Smack-Free Households Produce The Most Smack-able Kids
Well overdue a walloping.
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