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A Win For Freaks Everywhere As The Tawny Frogmouth Crowned 2025 ‘Bird Of The Year’
“If this uggo can win Bird Of The Year, there’s hope for all of us.”
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Bride-To-Be Upstaged At Rehearsal Dinner As “That Bridesmaid” Orders Fajitas
“Always have to be the centre of attention, don’t ya bitch.”
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Woman On Date Suffers The Worst Known Case of “The Ick” As Adult Man Orders “Pascetti”
“I almost spewed out my uterus”, said Heather, 28.
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Zak Brown Caught By Wife Sticky-taping Lando Norris’s Face Onto Wedding Photos
“Again? Seriously Zak, it’s not healthy”, she said.
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Self-Partnered Woman Struggling to Keep Up With Partner’s Libido
"I am red raw." she said.
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Relentless Arm Grazes from Barber’s Flaccid Cock Savvily Rebranded as Complementary Massage
“It’s just like Reiki, only it’s delivered by my supple hog”, he said.
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