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Man Denied ‘Working With Children Check’ On The Basis Of Transition Lenses
“Just because 92% of paedos wear transition lenses it doesn’t mean 100% of transition lens wearers are paedos.” - Jimmy Rockspider (pseudonym)
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Rich Geriatrics Buying Electric Cars Can’t Control Their Own Sphincters Let Alone A Car Capable Of 0-100kmh in 3 Seconds Flat
“An ageing population is scary enough, but an ageing population driving high torque electric cars is an absolute nightmare.”
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Masked Intruder Seen Sneaking Bricks Into Oscar Piastri’s Garage After Singapore Grand Prix
“We will do everything in our power to catch whoever did this”, said McLaren F1 Boss Zak Brown.
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Melbourne Trick-Or-Treaters Warned To Be Vigilant As Machetes Found Hidden Inside Gummy Burgers
”We recommend looking between each layer of the burger lollies for any traces of a machete”, said Victoria Police spokesperson, Nathan Leckie.
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AFP Audit Finds That Most Outlaw Bikie Gangs Are Exclusively Undercover Cops
“Yeah that’s our bad, soz about that”, said AFP Spokesperson, Tazen Cuff.
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