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Melbourne Trick-Or-Treaters Warned To Be Vigilant As Machetes Found Hidden Inside Gummy Burgers

Melbourne Trick-Or-Treaters Warned To Be Vigilant As Machetes Found Hidden Inside Gummy Burgers

Melbourne Trick-Or-Treaters Warned To Be Vigilant As Machetes Found Hidden Inside Gummy Burgers

”We recommend looking between each layer of the burger lollies for any traces of a machete”, said Victoria Police spokesperson, Nathan Leckie.

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Bride-To-Be Upstaged At Rehearsal Dinner As “That Bridesmaid” Orders Fajitas

Bride-To-Be Upstaged At Rehearsal Dinner As “That Bridesmaid” Orders Fajitas

Bride-To-Be Upstaged At Rehearsal Dinner As “That Bridesmaid” Orders Fajitas

“Always have to be the centre of attention, don’t ya bitch.”

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Newest Ginger Beer Just A Giant Angry Ginger Root That Jumps Out Of The Can And Slaps You Unconscious

Newest Ginger Beer Just A Giant Angry Ginger Root That Jumps Out Of The Can And Slaps You Unconscious

Newest Ginger Beer Just A Giant Angry Ginger Root That Jumps Out Of The Can And Slaps You Unconscious

“Ahhhh… now that’s good ginger beer”, said self proclaimed “Ginger-nut” Mike Zingini.

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Magical Squeeze of Lime Transforms White Person’s Homemade Tacos Into Authentic Mexican Cuisine

Magical Squeeze of Lime Transforms White Person’s Homemade Tacos Into Authentic Mexican Cuisine

Magical Squeeze of Lime Transforms White Person’s Homemade Tacos Into Authentic Mexican Cuisine

“Minced beef, mild salsa, cheese, sour cream and a squeeze of lime just like they do in ME-HI-CO”, said local food enthusiast, Ben Lollar.

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