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Artemis II Crew Upset To Find Bored Teens Beat Them To It
"Houston, we have a p*nis..."
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Melbourne Trick-Or-Treaters Warned To Be Vigilant As Machetes Found Hidden Inside Gummy Burgers
”We recommend looking between each layer of the burger lollies for any traces of a machete”, said Victoria Police spokesperson, Nathan Leckie.
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World Bracing For Seismic Shift in the Direction of Hip-Hop as Snoop Dogg Hears “Up There Cazaly” For The First Time
“This cracker’s gonna change the game.” said one Online Hip-Hop Forum User.
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