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SORRY!

An ongoing court case has impacted FWARR's ability to attend birthday parties for the foreseeable future.

A bunch of bureaucrats are trying to tell FWARR, a creature of it's own potential thoughts and feelings, that it has broken human "laws". 

All outstanding orders are currently on hold and will only be refunded in the event FWARR gets put down.

FWARR's Legal Nightmare

The Context

FWARR has been accused of "Public Indecency" and "Disorderly Conduct" for something most animals do every single day.

The Injustice

FWARR didn't do anything wrong and is being held accountable to human laws when it is anything but human.

How To Help

The case hinges on whether or not FWARR is human, so please text your local member of parliament to say you've seen it naked and there's simply no way it's human. 

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